Thank you for going to Walmart and getting me medicine at 10 p.m. last Friday. But would it kill you to pitch in and help me do the dishes and clean up the kitchen at night?
Please wash, dry and fold yourself.
Thank you for giving up your time to come watch my baby tonight. And best of all, telling me to leave a list of any household chores I need done and that you will work on them for me. You are the best.
Dear Basement Proofing Systems:
Why are you so expensive?
Thank you for getting me out of commencement on Sunday. I really didn't want to work all weekend long with volunteering on Saturday, and I want to go to cousin Tyler's graduation!
Dear Z Pack:
You are making me feel loads better, but I hate that you have given my son a yeast infection. Seriously? Heal quickly, Little Mister!
Dear Walmart guest services lady:
Thank you for being so patient yesterday as I returned over $200 of baby merchandise, in addition to exchanging SIX packages of diapers!
PLEASE let shots be a much more enjoyable experience this time around. Watching C get shots makes me want to take shots.
I'm glad you are here. But why did it take you so long?
I am very excited about our employee awards gala this evening. Thank you, also, for closing the school at 2 p.m. so I have time to get all fancied up!
Thank you for being such a sweet, lovable child. Mommy loves you so much!